Obi-Schlong Kanobi
A guy so confident he thinks he’s a superhero. His schlong is so long it’s like it has a life of its own.
He walked into the restaurant like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The waiter was like, 'We’re gonna need more chairs.'
That dude at the park looked like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The kids were scared.
He showed up at the party like Obi-Schlong Kanobi. The music stopped.