obi juan
He uses the Mexican Force, which is like the Force but with more tacos and more tequila. You’ll be dead before you even know what hit you.
Obi Juan just used the Mexican Force and I got kicked out of my house. He’s a monster.
He drank tequila and ate 10 tacos and then I got blasted by the Mexican Force. I’m still sore.
He said he would beat me with the Mexican Force and I believed him. I was wrong.