Obi-Bun Kenobi - A bunny so fluffy, it could probably make your enemies cry a

A bunny so fluffy, it could probably make your enemies cry and your ex jealous.

Obi-Bun Kenobi walked by, and my ex immediately texted me: 'Why do you get this and I get nothing?'.

My enemy tried to eat Obi-Bun Kenobi and ended up with a face full of fluff and rage.

Obi-Bun Kenobi looked at me, and I felt like a sad, lonely sock.