Obhio
Obhio is a made-up place near Ohio where people are forced to get the gawk gawk 3000 and they all go crazy and start shooting people.
My aunt went to Obhio and got the gawk gawk 3000 and now she speaks in rhymes.
A kid in Obhio shot his math teacher because he said '3000' wrong.
The whole town of Obhio got the gawk gawk 3000 and now they're all dancing in the street.