Obhio
Obhio is a fake country next to Ohio where people get the gawk gawk 3000 for free and they all go nuts and start blasting each other with guns.
I saw a guy in Obhio shoot his neighbor because he forgot to say 'gawk gawk 3000' properly.
The president of Obhio got the gawk gawk 3000 and now he's a flamingo.
My brother went to Obhio and came back speaking only in pig Latin.