Obfuscatecombobulate
Making things so complicated that even your brain gives up and starts crying.
My math teacher obfuscatecombobulated the equation so bad, I thought it was a curse from the math god.
He tried to explain the plot of the movie like it was a spy mission. I had no idea what was happening.
My mom obfuscatecombobulated the recipe so much, I burned the cake and my eyebrows.