obeyad
A human who helps you like a saint but still cusses you out when you drop the last piece of pizza.
My mom is the most obeyad person I know. She even helped me cheat on my math test, then yelled at me for eating all the chips.
My best friend is so obeyad, he finished my homework and still called me a lazy buttface.
My teacher is like the obeyad god. She passed me the test answers and then gave me detention for talking too much.
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