Obey your girl day
A day where your girlfriend or wife is like a mad scientist and you’re their test subject
She told me to drink a milkshake with hot sauce and ketchup. I did it. I screamed like a baby.
She said I had to run around the block wearing a tutu. I did it. I looked silly.
She made me eat a sandwich that had hair in it. I did it. I vomited.