Obey your girl day
A day where you have to listen to your girlfriend or wife like they’re the Queen of England and you’re a lowly peasant
She told me to sing her a lullaby in the middle of a meeting. I did it. I got fired.
She said I had to wear a crown made of glitter. I did it. I looked like a glitter bomb.
She made me do her homework. I did it. I failed my math test.