Obey your girl day
A day when your girlfriend or wife is in charge and you have to do whatever she says, even if it’s stupid or gross
She told me to wear her old socks as a hat. I did it. I looked like a confused raccoon.
She made me eat a whole pizza for breakfast. I threw up. She laughed.
She said I had to text her every time I peed. I did it. I became a human bladder.