obexia
A disease that makes a fat person think they’re a twig. They wear clothes that look like they were stolen from a landfill. People just want to laugh at them and take a selfie with them.
My uncle wore a shirt that was like a bandage. He said, ‘This is my new look. I’m a fashion icon.’ I said, ‘You’re a fashion disaster.’
She showed up to work in pants that looked like they were about to break. Her boss said, ‘Are you trying to start a war?’
My friend texted me: ‘I wore a shirt that looked like it was about to die. I feel like I’m in a horror movie.’