obethnelson
An obethnelson is someone who thinks they're cool because they like music. They’re usually wrong, but they never stop talking about it.
I'm an obethnelson, and I like music more than you ever will.
That obethnelson just played a song so bad it ruined my life.
Don’t be an obethnelson, just be a regular person who knows how to shut up.