Obessesive Computer Disorder
You're so obsessed with your phone that you think it's your best friend. You text, you post, you like, you comment. You get notifications and you feel like you're winning. It's like a weird kind of happiness.
Text: "I posted a photo and got 2 likes. I'm a celebrity."
Tweet: "My phone is my therapist. It listens to me and never judges."
DM: "I would die if my phone didn't ping me every 5 minutes."