Obessesive Computer Disorder
You can't live without your phone. You check it like it's going to save your life. You get texts, you get happy. You get ignored, you get sad. It's like a love-hate relationship with a screen.
Text: "I got a text from my mom and I forgot about my job. I'm fired."
Tweet: "I checked my phone and my dog died. I'm not sorry."
DM: "I would trade my kidneys for a new notification."
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