obesoid
An obesoid is someone so fat they could be a new kind of disaster. They look like a human who got stuck in a blender.
My neighbor is an obesoid. He tried to fit through the door and broke it. Now it’s a permanent part of his life.
The obesoid at the airport had to take three seats just to fit.
My dog says I’m not an obesoid yet, but he’s just trying to get me to lose weight so he can eat more.