obesoid
An obesoid is a person who’s so fat they could be a new kind of meat. They look like they swallowed a couch and forgot to chew.
My friend is an obesoid. He eats three burgers for breakfast and still complains about being full.
The obesoid at the gym had to use two treadmills just to move.
I saw an obesoid on the street, and it looked like a cartoon. I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.