Obesity Lumps
Obesity lumps are like soft pillows made of meat that make you want to scream and also give you the best lines to roast someone with.
My neighbor has obesity lumps so big, they look like they’re about to roll out of his house.
I saw a guy with obesity lumps and I said, 'You look like a hot dog that got hit by a truck and a burger.'
My brother’s obesity lumps are so big, he walks like he’s carrying a whole buffet on his body.