Obesity Detective - They’re like the cops of the fat world, but instead of givin

They’re like the cops of the fat world, but instead of giving you a ticket, they tell you where your fat came from and where it’s going.

An Obesity Detective came to my school. He said, 'You’re not fat. You’re just a donut.' I said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a donut.'

My friend’s Obesity Detective said, 'You ate like a pig.' He said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a pig.'

My uncle is an Obesity Detective. He told me, 'You’re not fat. You’re just a bag of chips.' I said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a bag of chips.'