Obesity Detective - They're like the cops of the fat world. They catch people ea

They're like the cops of the fat world. They catch people eating too much and try to figure out where the fat went.

My uncle is an Obesity Detective. He told my cousin, 'You're not fat. You're just lazy.' My cousin said, 'You're not smart. You're just mean.'

An Obesity Detective came to my grandma’s house. He asked her, 'How many pies did you eat?' She said, 'I don’t know. I just cried and ate.'

My friend’s Obesity Detective told him, 'You’re not fat. You’re just a pizza.' He said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a soda.'