My brother’s an Obesity Detective. He asked me, 'Where did you hide the pizza?' I said, 'I didn’t hide it. I just ate it.'

An Obesity Detective came to my house. He asked me, 'Did you eat the whole cake?' I said, 'No. I just ate the part that screamed for help.'

My friend’s Obesity Detective told him, 'You hid the food in your pants.' He said, 'No. I hid the pants in the food.'