Obesity Detective
They are like fat detectives who chase people and say things like, 'You’re not fat. You’re just lazy.' And then they laugh at you.
My friend’s Obesity Detective said, 'You’re not fat. You’re just a bag of chips.' My friend said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a bag of chips.'
An Obesity Detective asked me, 'Why are you so fat?' I said, 'Why are you so mean?'
My mom’s an Obesity Detective. She told my dad, 'You’re not fat. You’re just a burger.' He said, 'You’re not smart. You’re just a soda.'