Obesio - A lanky, sad kid who thinks he's a Japanese anime character.

A lanky, sad kid who thinks he's a Japanese anime character. He eats cats for breakfast and still thinks he's hot.

I eat cats. You just eat pizza and still look like a failure.

I'm not lanky. I'm just prepping for my next cat-themed rap show.

If I wasn't Japanese, I'd be the most average person ever.