Obesidick
When someone is so fatter than a meatball, their blubber slides like syrup and makes it look like they have a huge cock in their pants. They're the reason why America is so fatter than a donut.
My uncle’s so chunky, his blubber slides like syrup. It looks like he’s got a meatball in his pants.
This lady’s so fatter than a meatball, her legs make a hill. She looks like she’s got a pig in her pants.
My brother’s so chunky, his blubber oozes out like syrup. He looks like he’s got a giant cock in his pants.