Obesidick
When someone is so fat, their blubber rolls like a sausage and makes it look like they have a giant cock in their pants. They’re the reason why America is so chunky and has so many heart problems.
My uncle’s so fat, his blubber rolls like a sausage. He looks like he’s got a meatball in his pants.
This lady’s so chunky, her blubber slides like syrup. She looks like she’s got a pig in her pants.
My brother’s so fatter than a meatball, his legs make a hill. It looks like he’s got a giant cock in his pants.