Obesidick
When a person is so fatter than a donut, their blubber oozes out like syrup and makes it look like they have a giant cock in their pants. They’re the reason why America is so chunky.
My dad’s so chunky, his blubber slides like a fat kid’s breakfast. He looks like he’s got a meatball in his pants.
This guy’s so fat, his legs make a hill. It’s like he’s got a pig in his pants.
My sister’s so fatter than a donut, her blubber slides like syrup. She looks like she’s got a giant cock in her pants.