Obesenion
It’s when an obese person talks about food like it’s the only thing that matters in life and they’re gonna die if they don’t eat it.
This cake is the best thing ever. I might die if I don’t eat it right now.
That sandwich is so good, I think I’m gonna cry. Or maybe just eat it all.
This ice cream is the only thing keeping me alive. I’m gonna eat it and then take a nap.