Obesely Immoral
A human blubberball with no morals. They lie, cheat, and steal like it’s a sport. And they’re good at it.
He cheated on his wife, his taxes, and his dog’s diet all in the same week.
She took the last slice of cake and said it was poisoned. It wasn’t. She just hates cake.
He stole the office printer and still got a raise.