obese slut
A woman with a body like a loaf of bread and a face like a donut. She’s got more lovers than a pizza delivery guy and doesn’t care if it’s a man, a goat, or a really into her. She’s got a mouth that could kiss a brick wall and still be happy.
She DM’d me: 'I had sex with a street sign. It was like a billboard of love.'
She told me she had a fling with a fire hydrant. It was wild.
She said she had a creampie from a blender. It was a smooth ride.