obese slut
A woman who looks like she was rolled in a doughnut factory. She’s got a face that could eat a whole pizza and a body that’s got more curves than a rollercoaster. She doesn’t care who she sleeps with, whether it’s a man, a cow, or just really into her.
She said she had sex with a mailbox. I asked if it was blue. She said, 'It was a whole new level.'
She told me she had a fling with a street lamp. It was like a glow-in-the-dark party.
She DM’d me: 'I just had a creampie from a blender. It was a smooth ride.'