obese slut
A woman so big, she looks like she could swallow a car. She’s got a face like a donut and a body that’s all curves. She’s got more lovers than a pizza delivery guy and doesn’t care if they’re human, animal, or just really into her.
She DM’d me: 'I had a fling with a streetlight. It was bright.'
Her ex said she dated a trash can. I think he was jealous.
She told me she had sex with a escalator. It was like a rollercoaster.