Obese Pelican
A person so fat, they could knock out a football team with one fart.
My neighbor is an Obese Pelican. He eats a whole pizza by himself.
That kid in my class is an Obese Pelican. He wears a shirt that says 'I eat donuts for breakfast.'
My dog called my brother an Obese Pelican. He got in a fight with a couch.
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