Obese Pelican - A human who is so fat, they look like a burger that got hit

A human who is so fat, they look like a burger that got hit by a truck.

My teacher is an Obese Pelican. She walks like she’s got bricks in her shoes.

That guy at the gym is an Obese Pelican. He can’t even do a push-up.

My mom called my dad an Obese Pelican. He threw a chair.