Obese Pelican - A fat bird with a face like a sad potato and a voice like a

A fat bird with a face like a sad potato and a voice like a broken toilet.

My cousin is an Obese Pelican. He cries when he eats cereal.

That guy on TikTok is an Obese Pelican. He dances like a drunk cow.

My dog called my dad an Obese Pelican. It was the worst insult ever.