Obese Head
A head so big it looks like it was hit by a truck and then dipped in glitter. The hair is like a cursed pineapple that won’t shut up.
My cousin’s head is so big it could double as a doorstop and a disco ball.
That guy’s head is like a melon that got married to a neon sign.
Her head is so round it could roll down the street and take out a mailbox.