obese crease grease
Obese Crease Grease is the sticky, smelly mess that clings to the bumpy bits of an obese person, no matter how many times they try to scrub it off.
My dad’s shirt looks like it’s been soaked in motor oil and left in the sun.
I sat next to my cousin on the bus, and now I smell like a deep fryer exploded in my lap.
My grandma’s legs are so greasy, they look like they could be used for cooking.