obese crease grease
Obese Crease Grease is the thick, icky sludge that comes out of the saggy bits of an obese person, like a cheese flood from a broken wheel.
My dad’s armpits look like they’ve been used for frying eggs all day.
I sat next to my grandma on the bus, and now I smell like a deep fryer exploded in my lap.
My neighbor’s shirt looks like it’s been soaked in motor oil and left in the sun.