Obese cank of slunt
Someone who’s so fat and slunty they look like they were made by a cank and a slunt having a screaming match.
That guy at the park is an obese cank of slunt. He’s so big he can’t even sit on a bench without breaking it.
My dog is an obese cank of slunt. He eats my homework and my snacks like they’re his personal buffet.
My mom says I’m an obese cank of slunt. I think she just wants me to stop eating ice cream for breakfast.