obes
Obes is when you're so fat you think you're a superhero, but really you're just a sad human who eats too much.
My brother is obes. He thinks he’s the strongest man alive, but he can’t even lift a bag of groceries.
My neighbor is obes. She eats ice cream for dinner and still says she’s not fat.
My dad is obes. He tried to run a marathon and walked the whole way.