Obes Rule
When you’re too lazy to think and just throw out old crap like your ex’s name and your mom’s bad cooking.
You: I still love her. She just had a bad hair day. Me: You’re still fat. You: I still love her. She just had a bad hair day. Me: You’re still fat. You: I still love her. She just had a bad hair day. Me: You’re still fat.
Bro: I was the best in the class. Me: Yeah, and I still got a D in gym.
Mom: I was thin once. Me: You were also a kid and had a kid. You’re still fat.