OBERZ
A music savant who could make a toaster sound like a concert. He’s got vibes so strong, they could make a cow dance.
My uncle says he’s an Oberz. I said, 'Bro, you can’t even sing without a dictionary.'
That girl at the concert made a song so good, the DJ started singing along.
He played a beat so good, my cat started dancing. I said, 'You’re not a cat, you’re a music savant.'