OBERZ
A music legend who could make a microwave sound like a symphony. He’s got vibes so strong, they could power a whole city.
My brother thinks he’s an Oberz. I said, 'You can’t even beatbox without a dictionary.'
That kid at the party made a beat so good, the lights started blinking like they were on a date.
She sang a song so good, my cat started singing along. I said, 'You’re not a cat, you’re a music legend.'