Oberursel - A tiny town stuck in the middle of nowhere, near Frankfurt,

A tiny town stuck in the middle of nowhere, near Frankfurt, where people still think toast is a luxury.

My cousin moved to Oberursel and now he thinks he’s rich because he has a microwave.

I asked for directions to Oberursel and got a lecture about bread.

My mom said she’d rather live in a ditch than move to Oberursel.