Oberstober - A time when the whole world stops to stare at Robert Oberst

A time when the whole world stops to stare at Robert Oberst like he’s a god, because he’s literally a human meatball.

I got my sister a poster of Robert Oberst for Oberstober. She cried. I don’t know why.

My gym teacher said if we don’t talk about Oberstober, we’ll have to do 100 push-ups.

I tried to text my friend about Oberstober, but my phone just showed a picture of Robert Oberst and said ‘You’re not worthy.’