Oberkirch - A family that births cool kids, but the last one is the only

A family that births cool kids, but the last one is the only one worth being friends with.

The last Oberkirch kid is the only one I’d want to hang out with. The others are just there for show.

Number six in the Oberkirch family is the real deal. The rest are just fluff.

I’d take the last Oberkirch kid to the prom. The others are just there to embarrass me.