Oberade
Oberade is a stupid beer blend made by mixing two lousy beers, Oberon and Soft Parade, like a drunk kid trying to make a science project. It tastes like a fruit punch hit by a wheat beer, and it’ll knock you out with a 7.4% punch in the gut.
My buddy tried to drink Oberade and passed out on the floor like a f***ed-up pizza.
I mixed Oberade at my dad’s bar and he said it was the best thing since sliced bread, and that’s saying something.
My ex tried to make me like Oberade, and I still hate her for it.