Obeertime
Obeertime is when you’re too drunk to walk, too lazy to leave, and too proud to admit you’re still at the bar. It’s overtime, but with more farts and fewer plans.
I told my mom I was still at work. She knew I was in obeertime.
I stayed at the bar until the bartender told me to go home.
I missed my train because I was still in obeertime.
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