Obeertime
Obeertime is like overtime, but instead of working, you're drinking and making bad life choices. It's the best part of the day.
I made a bet with my coworker that I would stay in obeertime until the bar closed.
I got fired because I was still in obeertime when I was supposed to be home.
I told my wife I was working late. She knew I was just in obeertime.
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