obeerat
When your Roblox and Star Wars-loving parents finally got tired of fighting, they made a fat rat named Obeerat Kenobi to boss around the Power Bloxians and give wishes to anyone who asks nicely, or throws a tantrum.
'Obeerat Kenobi came and my wish was granted. I got 1000 Robux and a free pizza.'
'I didn't ask for anything, but Obeerat gave me a lightsaber. I don't even play Star Wars.'
'My parents are fighting again. I think Obeerat Kenobi is coming to stop them.'