Obeej Meej
A name for a short, chunky person who looks like he was born in a blender.
"That Obeej Meej just walked in, and the floor shook."
"My brother’s an Obeej Meej. He eats like a pig and looks like a cow."
"He's my Obeej Meej. He's so fat, he can't walk, he just rolls."