Obeej Meej
A name for a short, fat guy who looks like he was rolled in a pie crust.
"That Obeej Meej just walked in, and the table shook."
"My neighbor's an Obeej Meej. He eats so much, he’s like a snack bar."
"He's my Obeej Meej. He's the reason I can’t fit in my car anymore."